IoT in Robbery: Thieves Best Practices & Principles TBPP مبادئ اللصوصية السبعة


1- ﺗﻐﻴﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻘﺔ ﺍﻟﺘﻘﻠﻴﺪﻳﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺘﻔﻜﻴﺮ: Change the traditional way of Thinking

Once Upon a time,  During a robbery incident in China town كان يا مكان ﺧﻼﻝ ﻋﻤﻠﻴﺔ ﺳﻄﻮ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻮﺍﻧﻐﺘﺸﻮ، ﺍﻟﺼﻴﻦ،

 The Thief shouted on people inside the bankﺻﺮﺥ ﻟﺺ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ ﻣﻮﺟﻬﺎً ﻛﻼﻣﻪ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺍﻷﺷﺨﺎﺹ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺟﻮﺩﻳﻦ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ :

 “Don’t move the money belongs to the state while your life is yours” ” ﻻ ﺗﺘﺤﺮﻛﻮﺍ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﻝ ﻣﻠﻚ ﻟﻠﺪﻭﻟﺔ ﻭ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻜﻢ ﻣﻠﻚ ﻟﻜﻢ .”

 All people laid down on the floor gently  ﺇﺳﺘﻠﻘﻰ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻴﻊ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻻﺭﺽ ﺑﻜﻞ ﻫﺪﻭﺀ .

 And this is What they call “Concept of change the way of thinking” ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻰ ” ﻣﻔﻬﻮﻡ ﺗﻐﻴﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﺘﻔﻜﻴﺮ “

2- ﺍﻟﺘﺮﻛﻴﺰ ﻓﻘﻂ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﺎ ﺗﺪﺭﺑﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻘﻴﺎﻡ ﺑﻪ:  Focus on what you trained to do

   And When one lady laid on a table Provocatively ﻭﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺇﺳﺘﻠﻘﺖ ﺳﻴﺪﺓ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻃﺎﻭﻟﺔ ﺑﺸﻜﻞ ﺍﺳﺘﻔﺰﺍﺯﻱ،

 The Thief shouted on her face ﺻﺮﺥ ﺍﻟﻠﺺ ﻓﻲ ﻭﺟﻬﻬﺎ :

 Please understand This is robbery NOT raping “ﺭﺟﺎﺀً ﻛﻮﻧﻲ ﻣﺘﺤﻀﺮﺓ ..ﻫﺬﻩ ﺳﺮﻗﺔ ﻭﻟﻴﺴﺖ ﺇﻏﺘﺼﺎﺏ”!

 And This is What they call Professionality ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻰ ” ﺃﻥ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﻣﺤﺘﺮﻓﺎ “

3 ﺍﻟﺨﺒﺮﺓ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ ﺃﻫﻤﻴﺔ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﺆﻫﻼﺕ ﺍﻟﻮﺭﻗﻴﺔ:Experience better than college qualification 

  When the thieves returned back to their base ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻋﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﻠﺼﻮﺹ ﺍﻟﻰ ﻣﻘﺮﻫﻢ ..

 The youngest practitioner – who held a master degree in MBA – ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻠﺺ ﺍﻷﺻﻐﺮ ﻋﻤﺮﺍً “ﻭ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻳﺤﻤﻞ ﺷﻬﺎﺩﺓ ﻣﺎجستير ﻓﻲ ﺇﺩﺍﺭﺓ ﺍﻷﻋﻤﺎﻝ”

 Said to his senior – who has just passed the 6th grade in school ﻟﺰﻋﻴﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﺼﻮﺹ ﻭ ﻛﺎﻥ أﻛﺒﺮﻫﻢ ﺳﻨﺎً “ ﻭ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻗﺪ ﺃﻧﻬﻰ 6 ﺳﻨﻮﺍﺕ ﺗﻌﻠﻴﻢ ﻓﻲﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺳﺔ

 Boss “Let us count How much money we earned” ﻳﺎ ﺯﻋﻴﻢ ﺩﻋﻨﺎ ﻧﺤﺼﻲ ﻛﻢ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻻﻣﻮﺍﻝ ﺳﺮﻗﻨﺎ ..

On the fly, his boss said ” Are you foolish”  ﻗﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﺰﻋﻴﻢ ﺑﻨﻬﺮﻩ ﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ “ أﻧﺖ ﻏﺒﻲ ﺟﺪﺍ !

This is a quiet big amount of money (bank notes) ﻫﺬﻩ ﻛﻤﻴﺔ ﻛﺒﻴﺮﺓ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﻣﻮﺍﻝ ,

  and it will take us a long time to count ﻭ ﺳﺘﺄﺧﺬ ﻣﻨﺎ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻃﻮﻳﻞ ﻟﻌﺪﻫﺎ ..

 So just wait we will get to know When they announce about the robbery on TV ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻠﺔ ﺳﻮﻑ ﻧﻌﺮﻑ ﻣﻦ ﻧﺸﺮﺍﺕ ﺍﻷﺧﺒﺎﺭ ﻛﻢ ﺳﺮﻗﻨﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﻣﻮﺍﻝ ..!

 And this is What they call it “Experience”ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻰ ” ﺍﻟﺨﺒﺮﺓ .”

4 ﺗﺤﻮﻳﻞ ﻭﺿﻊ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻣﻮﺍﺕ ﻟﺼﺎﻟﺤﻚ:Turn catastrophe into benefits

On the other hand after thieves left the bank   ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﻏﺎﺩﺭ ﺍﻟﻠﺼﻮﺹ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ ،

 The Bank Chief told this branch manager  “hurry, Call the police cops”  ﻗﺎﻝ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ ﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻉ : ﺇﺗﺼﻞ ﺑﺎﻟﺸﺮﻃﺔ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﺔ.

 و ﻟﻜﻦ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻉ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ “:ﺇﻧﺘﻈﺮ ﺩﻋﻨﺎ ﻧﺄﺧﺬ 10 ﻣﻼﻳﻴﻦ  ﺩﻭﻻﺭ ﻭ ﻧﺤﺘﻔﻆ ﺑﻬﺎ ثم نستدعي الشرطة

 But branch manager interrupted him saying “Just wait a second, Let us take first 10 Million of bucks for ourselves then we will call the police

   And This is What they call  “Swimming with the current wave” ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻰ ” ﺍﻟﺴﺒﺎﺣﺔ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﺘﻴﺎﺭ .”

5 ﺍﻟﺴﻌﺎﺩﺓ ﺍﻟﺸﺨﺼﻴﺔ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ ﺃﻫﻤﻴﺔ ﻣﻦ ﻭﻇﻴﻔﺘﻚ: Enjoy makes Job bearable

 The branch manager said: “It will be so fortune to have one robbery like this monthly

ﻗﺎﻝ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻉ “:ﺳﻴﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻷﻣﺮ ﺭﺍﺋﻌﺎ ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻫﻨﺎﻙﺳﺮﻗﺔ ﻛﻞ ﺷﻬﺮ

 And this is What they call “Killing the routine and boring” ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻰ ” ﻗﺘﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻞ “.

6 ﺍﻟﻤﻌﺮﻓﺔ ﺗﺴﺎﻭﻱ ﻗﻴﻤﺘﻬﺎ ﺫﻫﺒﺎ: Knowledge worths Gold 

 Next Day ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻟﻲ،

 It came in the news that there was a bank robbery of 100 Million US$ ﺫﻛﺮﺕ ﻭﻛﺎﻻﺕ ﺍﻹﺧﺒﺎﺭ أﻥ 100 ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﺩﻭﻻﺭﺗﻤﺖ ﺳﺮﻗﺘﻬﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ.

 Once the thieves heard the news, immediately they started counting the money again and again and What they found shocked them; OMG it is only 20 Million

 ﻗﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻠﺼﻮﺹ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﻨﻘﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺓ ﺗﻠﻮ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺓ ﻭﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﻣﺮﺓ ﻛﺎﻧﻮا ﻳﺠﺪﻭا أﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺒﻠﻎ ﻫﻮ 20 ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﺩﻭﻻﺭ ﻓﻘﻂ ،!

 They got angry and said ” How come we took all this risk and done dirty work and we got is ONLY 20 Million While the Bank managers got the 80 Million without got caught or doing any efforts

 ﻏﻀﺐ ﺍﻟﻠﺼﻮﺹ ﻛﺜﻴﺮﺍ ﻭ ﻗﺎﻟﻮﺍ ﻧﺤﻦ ﺧﺎﻃﺮﻧﺎ ﺑﺤﻴﺎﺗﻨﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺃﺟﻞ 20 ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﺩﻭﻻر ﻭ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ ﺣﺼﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ 80 ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﺩﻭﻻﺭﻣﻦ ﺩﻭﻥ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺘﺴﺦ ﻣﻼﺑﺴﻪ ﺣﺘﻰ ..  ،

They concluded that “It seems that to be an educated White collar better than being a thief or blue collar worker ” ﻳﺒﺪﻭ ﺃﻥ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﻓﻀﻞ ﺃﻥ تكون ﻣﺘﻌﻠﻤﺎً ﺑﺪﻻً ﻣﻦ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﻟﺼﺎً “!.

7 ﺍﻟﺠﺮﺃﺓ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻘﻴﺎﻡ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﺨﺎﻃﺮﺓ:  Opportunity Hunting & Risk taking

  The Bank chief was so happy since he covered all his losses in the stock market with this money and this is What they call “Utilising Opportunities “

 ﻛﺎﻥ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﻚ ﻳﺒﺘﺴﻢ ﺳﻌﻴﺪﺍً ﻷﻥ ﺧﺴﺎﺋﺮﻩ ﻓﻲ ﺳﻮﻕ ﺍﻷﺳﻬﻢ ﺗﻤﺖ ﺗﻐﻄﻴﺘﻬﺎﺑﻬﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻗﺔﻭ ﻫﺬﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺴﻤﻰ “ﺇﻗﺘﻨﺎﺹ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﺻﺔ .

The End


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